Monday, July 28, 2014

Time On...

It is a widely spread thought that "absence makes the heart grow fonder". Well, if that's the case, then I'd say a 3 and a half year absence from The Flog would ensure an overly-affectionate array of followers at my feet. However, given that I wasn't marketing The Flog back in the day, I'm not expecting anything much just yet. But I will say, welcome back.

It's been a long and interesting journey for me over these past few years - some of my experiences good, some great, and others just plain ugly. 2011 also saw a devastating loss in the AFL Grand Final, though some will argue it was the best day of their life. Those people don't know anything, obviously. First and foremost however, I must begin with a retraction.

For those of you unfamiliar with this, a retraction is "a public statement made about an earlier statement that withdraws, cancels, refutes, diametrically reverses the original statement or ceases and desists from publishing the original statement. The retraction may be initiated by the editors of a journal, or by the author(s) of the papers (or their institution). Retractions may or may not be accompanied by the author's further explanation as to how the original statement came to be made and/or what subsequent events, discoveries, or experiences led to the subsequent retraction" - thank you, Wikipedia.

I began The Flog on the promise of a 'Flog Of The Week'. This is still very much something I will continue with, however, as someone a bit older, wiser and more experienced nowadays, I will perhaps take a little more care in my reasons for choice of Flog. I must stress that everything posted on my blog is entirely my of my own opinion. It is purely for my passion of the industry, and for entertainment purposes only. It must be taken lightly.

My reason for a retraction however, comes after I took up a position as Ricky Nixon's EA & Communications Advisor in 2012. Yes, you read that correctly - I was the absolute Nixhead's assistant.

I had formed an acquaintance with the man known now as "The Chicken Train" back in 2008 through my previous work in the sports industry, however it wasn't until 2012 that Chicken and I became friends. Coming off several humiliating personal and public episodes, Chicken was ready to relaunch himself after his rehabilitation process, and he wanted my help to do so. As I had no other exciting job prospects on the go, I met with Chicken to discuss what he had planned in order to turn his life around. He had a series of live comedy shows ready to launch, and a few other projects in the pipelines, but needed to know how to market himself and his shows accordingly. This is where I was to come in. If I am speaking honestly, at first I felt a little hesitant to accept his offer, because the selfish side of me knew what could happen to my reputation if I did. However I am rarely one to be selfish and decided it was just as big a risk for him to hire me as it was for me to work for him. Not to mention the fact I knew it would be an exciting challenge and an experience that I could take with me forever. I mean come on, who wouldn't want to manage a train wreck???


The most important thing for me was to know all the facts. And I mean all the facts. I told Chicken from the outset that he needed to be 100% honest with me about his past and the allegations made against him, or else I would not be able to work for him. And despite my previous hangups about Chicken, I believed his honest and sometimes hilarious explanations. And so, with my trust instilled in Chicken, I accepted the job. And I didn't care what anyone was going to say. And boy, did I hear some interesting rumours about myself during this time!

Chicken and I had a successful working relationship, and Chicken's comedy shows were a sellout. So many great opportunities, contacts and stories came out of my time with the Train, and although I no longer work for him, we continue a great friendship and are extremely supportive of one another's dreams and aspirations. I am not ashamed of working for him. The only thing I am ashamed of is perhaps my previous statements in relation to the Chicken through The Flog. Although I will not disagree, at the time he did act like a bit of a flog, my uneducated and uninformed opinion was a bit too harsh on the old Chicken, and I therefore retract any statements made against him that may hurt him should he ever read The Flog - Chicken, you know I love ya!! And I know you've heard it all before. You're a great man, and have exceptional coffee throwing skills. All aboard The Chicken Train #TootToot!




   Alex Fasolo, Myself & Chicken
   Grand Final Day, 2013

I will admit that my reputation suffered several times whilst working with Chicken, but I wasn't phased - not only do these people's opinion not matter to me, but they don't know Chicken like I do. They are in the same frame of mind I was in about him back in 2011 - all because the media loves to create a circus at the expense of someone they don't really know anything about. Carowhine... err, Caroline Wilson being the worst culprit of all during my time with the Train. And she still irritates the life out of me to this day... as she does many others. 

A lot has changed in the AFL world in the last 3 and a half years. Players have been and gone, new teams have been formed and even the big boss - Demetriou - turned his back on the industry. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Andrew...
However, the biggest and most shocking story to come out of the Clubs has been the Essendon drug scandal. Not only has this brought the game I love into disrepute, it has blown open a media frenzy, and for a long, long time, the only thing you'd read about were the dismal black and red. To read about this, hit up my next blog "Whatever We Take" by clicking here. I must also make mention that Campbell Brown was let go from the Gold Coast Suns for again conducting indecent behaviour ... I found this rather amusing .... hehehe ... 

And so, my dear friends, I present to you the inaugural winners of the Flog Of The Week Awards, consistently for an entire two seasons: 




THE ESSENDON FOOTBALL CLUB  & ANDREW DEMETRIOU.






Stay tuned & keep flogging! And may our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected by the devastating disappearances and bombings of MH370, MH17 and SA006 and all those involved or on the front lines in Gaza.


Lady K x0x






Whatever We Take

For those of you that have missed out, were living under a rock, or just want a refresher on the biggest, blackest scandal of the AFL world, I've taken the liberty of dismantling the entire scandal from its beginning in 2013 until this very day.... stay tuned for updates....




On February 5th, 2013, the Essendon Football Club "self-reported" to ASADA and the AFL, asking they investigate perhaps inappropriate use of supplements throughout the 2012 season. Then coach James Hird calls a press conference and is quoted saying he takes 
"full responsibility for what happens in our footy department". He goes on to state that "if there have been goings on in our football department that are not right, we want to know".

On February 7th, the Australian Crime Commission holds a press conference that was named "the blackest day in Australian Sport". Here, they make their Drugs in Sport report public. The report outlines widespread usage of illicit drugs, hormones and peptides by the Essendon Football Club and highlights links to organised crime. Home Affairs and Justice Minister Jason Clare states "It's cheating but it's worse than that.  It's cheating with the help of criminals". 

By this stage, Australia, namely Victoria, is in disarray. Some supporters of the Club are quick to disband and throw out their memberships. Others stick around and insist it's all a web of lies. Football fans unite and pick their sides - the ones who believe it's true, the ones who don't believe it's true, and the ones who just want to have a reason to whinge.





As the psychotic episode continued, the headlines got bigger and Essendon's grave dug deeper. On April 10th, it is suggested to James Hird that he stand down, however he refuses. In my eyes, this was a huge mistake. If he had stepped down here, perhaps his reputation as a trusted Coach, adored past player and respected member of the AFL community would not have become so tainted.

On April 11th, the Bombers suffered another blow. Former Essendon sport scientist Stephen Dank relays to the media how he injected Hird with Hexarelin - a substance banned for players by WADA in 2004. Hird denies anything of the sort, insisting that Dank is merely trying to destroy his reputation.

April 12th comes around and the saga continues. Andrew Demetriou states in a press conference that Hird must consider stepping aside. 

For 8 whole hours on April 16th, James Hird is interviewd by investigators from the AFL and ASADA.

On May 6th, a report by former Telstra Boss Ziggy Switkowski, commissioned by Essendon, finds that the experimental nature of Essendon's sport science program was not properly documented, challenged or adequately controlled. Players are then allegedly told by ASADA investigators that no prosecutions would be made over the use of AOD-9604 as its legal status is confusing.

Essendon CEO Ian Robson resigns on May 23rd, claiming that "
There is no excuse in not knowing, and as CEO, I am accountable and I accept that accountability."

Retired Bomber Mark McVeigh comes out on June 8th stating how shocked he was at his grilling from ASADA and claiming that things he heard in the interview are things he knew nothing about.

On June 24th, another bomb goes off. Much loved and respected Captain, Jobe Watson, tells Fox Footy he was injected with AOD-9604. "I signed that consent form... I believed it was legal at the time and that AOD was what I was being given". This confession saw Jobe's reputation turned upside down, and a whole new debate sparked on whether or not he was the right man to continue captaining the side. During their June 27th match against the Eagles in Perth (which Jobe led the Bombers to an incredible victory), Watson is booed heavily throughout. In late June, the Bombers are allegedly approached by AFL figures to ask what sanctions the club would be willing to accept. A loss of premiership points and sanctions for Hird are amongst the options.





July 1st sees AFL football operations Chief Mark Evans publicly lets slip that Essendon could lose premiership points as deducted by the commission.

On July 25th an article by the Herald Sun revealed a meeting held at Chairman David Evans' house on February 4th, dubbed the "night of crisis" meeting. Conflicting reports against Demetriou were made, where it was said that Evans had been tipped off by Demetriou about the ACC investigation.


Essendon suffer a loss to the Hawks on July 28th. Evans suffers a post-match physical breakdown in the rooms and subsequently resigns.

On July 31st, former Dons fitness boss Dean "The Weapon" Robinson gives an explosive television interview, claiming the Club had asked him to perform "black ops". Essendon refutes, saying his allegations are "totally without foundation". It isn't until August 2nd that the AFL confirms it has received ASADA's interim report into the use of supplements at the Club.

August 13th the headlines splashed across the Nation read "CHARGED". Hird, Assistant Coach Bomber Thompson, Club Doctor Bruce Reid and Head of Football Danny Corcoran have been charged with conduct "likely to bring the game into disrepute". The Club state they will fight all charges laid against them. In Mid-August, long before the official terms of the charges are released and before the hearing, proposed penalties are allegedly put to the Club.

By the time August 21st comes around, everyone is eager to know the fate of the depleted Dons. The charges are revealed, with new Essendon Chairman Paul Little declaring a "war" on the AFL. Andrew Demetriou opens his mouth stating "I want to state very clearly: there has been no predetermination of this matter by the AFL Commission". James Hird tries to slap the AFL back by launching Supreme Court action, claiming natural justice was denied. Court documents allege that Demetriou and his deputy (now CEO) Gillon McLachlan tipped off Essendon on February 4th's "night of crisis" that the players had taken performance enhancing drugs. The next night, the CEO's of the remaining 17 clubs meet and declare their support of the AFL.

At this point, I had face-palmed so many times, I was simply sick and tired of reading about it, hearing about it and even knowing about it. And I know many weren't far behind me. Not only did it take away the excitement of the game for all the other Clubs still involved in the competition and still vying for a place in the Finals, it generated a whole new reputation for our beloved AFL - one that was shameful, embarrassing and just plain dirty.

With deal offers being discussed, Paul Little writes an open apology letter to members and supporters on August 23rd, stating that there will be an acceptance of sanctions. By August 25th, with finals drawing closer, a meeting is held at the home of Gillon McLachlan with Hird and two other unnamed guests.

Over two long days, August 26th and 27th, the AFL Commission hearing regarding the charges takes place at AFL House. It isn't until later that we hear claims that no evidence was heard by the commission and no cases were presented. Face palm mode: extreme.FINALLY, we get an answer: The Bombers are DISQUALIFIED from the 2013 Finals and are fined two million dollars. Hird is given (and accepts) a 12-month ban and subsequently drops his Supreme Court action against the AFL. Bomber Thompson and David Corcoran are also punished, however Bruce Reid doesn't stop fighting.





Andrew Demetriou comes out with a statement I'm tipping he wished he never made on September 13th. After an article published in The Australian claims that the charges against Dr Reid would be dropped, Demetriou blasts the paper, dismissing the article as "deplorable" journalism. On September 18th, however, Demetriou ate his words. All charges against Dr. Reid are dropped and no penalties are imposed. It was at this point I abdicated my support of Demetriou as a trustworthy and reliable pillar of the AFL community. I could only see him as a filthy liar with dirty hands.

Finals fever takes over the Nation and sees the Hawks secure a gutsy Premiership title over the Sydney Swans. Momentarily, we are allowed to think about others, and not a skerrick of black and red is in sight. Just the colours of poos and wees...





It isn't until December 5th that the Dons get their name back on the front pages.
The Herald Sun reveals Hird is being paid by the Club during his 12 month ban, and of course the first to run their mouth about the statement was Andrew Demetriou on radio.
 "He's not allowed to be paid - I want to make that very clear ... If there is one thing I will go to my grave on, I know 100 per cent the AFL is not paying and I know that - Essendon is not paying." Hmmm... It was going to be a hard task believing him since his credibility was consistently shot down throughout the saga.




On December 11th, outside their Toorak home, Tania Hird is animated in her defence of her husband James. She claims Demetriou knows James was being paid, and states that the AFL has total disregard for the truth. She also asks that the league desist in threatening her hubby and his Bombers.

By December 13th, the AFL has had enough and threatens to withhold fundings from Essendon if they do not offer an explanation as to whether and why Hird was receiving pay.
An agreement is reached and Hird is not to be paid before December 31st 2014, therefore he receives no pay from January 1st, 2014 until this date.

Exactly one year after the Bombers bombed out, on February 5th 2014, the investigation continues, having not a single player charged for use of performance-enhancing drugs. The Dons membership campaign swings into action. "Whatever It Takes" was probably not the smartest campaign for them in 2013, so instead they switch to "Don The Sash".

On March 2nd, The Herald Sun reveals the names of 10 players currently on the playing list who told ASADA they had suspicions of being injected with banned peptides. Paul Little hits back with another letter to members and supporters claiming "our club is by no means in any crisis". 


A day of celebration came for many of us, and a huge revelation in the AFL world was unlocked the very next day on March 3rd - Andrew Demetriou resigns as CEO of the Australian Football League, denying the timing of the Herald Sun's article the previous day having any impact on his decision. He states that his time will finish at the season's end, and that he leaves the game "with no regrets".




On March 18th, James Hird appears on the Essendon Fox Footy show The Hangar and speaks in-depth about his excitement to return to coaching once his suspension ends in August. Although Hird was banned from having any formal contact with his Club, Andrew Demetriou says the AFL approved the interview. Many mouths were soured however, at the timing of the interview, which aired on the eve of Round 1, 2014.

On March 20th, James Hird leaves for France, where he will spend the next few months with his family, and attend one of the most prestigious business schools. Tania Hird is interviewed on ABC's 7:30 program, again adamant that Essendon were tipped off by Demetriou prior to the scandal.




Tania is labelled "less than helpful" by Club Chairman Paul Little on March 21st, and will discuss James' future at the Club. Demetriou continually denies Tania's allegations. James' contract is announced as being honoured for the 2015-16 season by Little on March 26th, with many Bombers fans wondering where Mark Thompson will be left to fit in again.

A few months go by and as June 12 hits, 34 Essendon players are issued by ASADA with show-cause notices relating to the 2012 supplements scandal. It is later revealed that these players will not be included in the 3-day Federal proceedings, which begin on August 11th.

Only 4 days ago, upon his return from France last Tuesday, Hird has been granted welcome back to the Club in Round 23 this season, however it has been decided that he will not have an active role at training, nor a place in the coaches box. His focus will be entirely on the Dons' 2015 season. *As I write this, the Dons are now sitting pretty at 7th place on the ladder with a total of 10 wins and 7 losses.


So there it is, folks. The biggest scandal in the history of the AFL, and a story we will be telling generations to come. Although it is not finished, I hope all of the Clubs have taken a strong warning from the consequences of such a dirty saga and that we never have to read about such rubbish again. I still despise the Dons, however this dates way back to 1986, and my passionate love for the Collingwood Football Club seeing us as sworn enemies. Still, I can respect a legend when I see one...
 







Paul Chapman & I after the Dons smacked my boys two weeks ago
I got crucified by many for apparently "jumping ship" from the Pies.
You wish. I would never desert my team. #sidebyside


Stay tuned & keep flogging! And may our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected by the devastating disappearances and bombings of MH370, MH17 and SA006 and all those involved or on the front lines in Gaza.


Lady K x0x

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

An Absolute Nixhead

And so the saga continues. Nixhead is splashed across the papers in his jocks, and more and more of us just want to hurl at the very sight of him. Everybody is quick to jump down his throat and label him as a disgusting pig (which, quite frankly, he is) but I'm amazed at how many people are defending his skanky little sidekick.

Yes, she's only 17. Yes, she clearly has mental problems. And yes, she has been subject to pressure. But, what kind of pressure is this girl really under? I say it's purely the pressure to keep herself in the headlines, and destroy everyone in the AFL world. Numerous times I have listened to her bang on about how she was "pretty drunk" and how she "just wanted revenge". But since she can't seem to stay away from social media such as Twitter, we start to see the twists in her stories. On Valentine's Day, (conveniently after Nixhead had stayed the night), she tweeted that she "loves her man soooo much", yet when quizzed about it by Kate Langbrook on Nova 100 on Monday, she seemed embarrassed and said "well.. I do... but I was pretty drunk when I wrote that". Excuse me?

She also used the line "you're not inviting them up for a cup of Milo", when speaking about Nixhead coming to her hotel room, however, she placed the call to Nixhead, asking him to come over in the first place. He claimed she was distressed, and my personal belief is that it was all an act in order to get him there for her "revenge". I couldn't believe what I was hearing when Nova 100's Langbrook repeatedly told the St Kilda Skank she was a "hero". Who congratulates a teenager for keeping her legs open like a 7/11? And furthermore, as a football fan, who wants to see the AFL in such a state, all because some stupid little girl is hungry for attention?

Some of my colleagues have suggested she has been taken advantage of, and that she is just a child. But my argument is that she's 17, she knows what sex is (clearly!) and she knew exactly what she was doing from the beginning. She took her clothes off, she didn't stop them. She initially lied about her age upon meeting the players (even if they were pretty stupid to notice she doesn't look 30), and she had no qualms going to the media when her relationship with Gilbert broke off. She has manipulated the media, and raped the AFL of its credibility. Nixhead hasn't given us much to be proud of either.

We all know the stock-standard cliche of a "footy player" is that they are "dirty", "sleazy", "cheaters" and so on. What people don't realise is, when you categorise an individual, often others suffer the repercussions, and get put into that category also. I'm blonde and curvy, so it's assumed I'm either a bimbo or a slut - cliche's can be so wrong.
Working in the sports industry, I have seen and heard things that completely back up
the footy players cliche, however, I know plenty of sporting icons who don't deserve to be in that category. Collingwood's Dale Thomas made a valid point in the papers recently, claiming that it will soon come down to players not even going out, for fear of a story or a fabrication of the truth being splashed across the front pages the next day.

You also have to wonder how it comes about that 3 players that are managed by Nixhead are also involved with the same girl. What do they cover in their business meetings? I imagine it would play out (fictionally) like this:


[players and Nixhead sitting around an outdoor table at a cafe]
Nixhead: "so, how did we all fare on the drug tests this week? all good I hope?" Players: "all clear, we don't have any of the coke you gave us left" Nixhead: "oh, sorry, I  must have used it all on that bird I've been seeing. You know, the one you dated"  [a woman walks by wearing a skirt and heels]
 Nixhead: "whoa! check out those cans boys! Hey BABY! Wanna come back to our hotel? We'll pay for it! Ok boys. Your turn!"

Ok so maybe it doesn't happen that way, maybe it does. We don't know. All we know is that it's just a tad coincidental, and we have to question the morals that he seems to be passing onto his players. I'm sure there are plenty of us out there that are just hanging for this story to end, so we can talk about some really great stuff ... like, FOOTBALL.

Stay tuned & keep flogging! And may our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected by the Christchurch Earthquake.

Lady K x0x

Monday, February 21, 2011

Enter: The Flog ... Footy Blog - All things AFL

1. Flog
A brilliant multi-purpose word:

1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.
2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin
3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".
4. (verb) to steal something
5. (verb) to assault somebody
6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).

1. I flogged my piece of shit car to some uni student.
2. We got flogged by 15 goals today.
3. I caught my little brother having a flog today.
4. Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies!
5. I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging.
6. Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog.

[www.urbandictionary.com.au]


Ok so, you're probably thinking "not another media-messing pre-pubescent teen out to cause a ruckus" but I assure you - I am not out to cause a ruckus, nor am I pubescent (thank God). I am just one girl. With a computer. And a Twitter account. And a Facebook. And an iPhone. Hmmm. Maybe I can cause some trouble? I don't think so! These are merely my thoughts, put down into rants, and do not reflect anyone else's opinions but my own.


My passionate love of AFL led me to follow my team with fierce admiration on and off the field, and work in the sports industry. I am inspired to blog not only because I aspire to a career in Sports Journalism, but because the game that we once knew has been thrown into the deep end. And the water sure has got murky.


Rape, alcoholism, drug use, underage girl(s), naked conspiracies. This sure isn't the game I signed up to support 25 years ago. Reputations have been ruined, clubs are in disarray, players have been named and shamed, women have lost partners and the game has been violently damaged. I mean honestly, who wants to picture Ricky Nixon with a 17-year-old mid-conquest? We've all seen the pictures of those 3 un-Saintly boys sans clothing, wasn't that enough? The AFL needs to do something. And fast.


And so it is here I must introduce my "Flog Of The Week" award. Each week the award for the biggest douchebag in the AFL will be named and shamed right here, and whether you agree with it or not, I want to know! Our first FOTW, and clear winner by miles is:


Ricky Nixon


Fighting to save his career fresh off the St Kilda Schoolgirl Scandal (of which 3 of his own managed Saints have been involved in), Nixon is denying any sexual contact with the girl who is adamant they have been going at it like rabbits "two to three times a week", in the hotel that St Kilda Football Club have been paying for. Not only has he admitted to "inappropriate dealings" and buying her alcohol, he has claimed to be a victim of "helping" her in her times of distress (ie. Valentine's Day). Yeah, ok, being single on Valentines Day can sometime suck, but hey, it doesn't exactly possess you to shag a man 30 years your senior... does it?


Nixon is petrified of supposed "tapes" being released of himself with the girl, in which she admits was a plot to strike revenge on a man she is slowly dismantling. But like the speculation says, if he was innocent, why is he so worried about the release of the tapes? We all know her stories are to be taken with a grain of salt, due to the fact that she lied about most details from day dot of the St Kilda Schoolgirl Scandal, however, you have to wonder what this Nixhead was doing at her hotel room at all hours of the night. Like she said "it wasn't for a cup of Milo". I don't know who to feel more sorry for here.. Nixhead, The St Kilda Skank or Nixhead's poor kids. Imagine taking that scandal to show and tell.


I can only hope someone comes across the St Kilda Skank and her pensioner friend in the street, slaps her with a fish, and kicks him smartly in the shins. It is a sad day in the game of AFL when their seniors can't keep it in their pants and their business is being torn apart by a little girl with a big psychological problem.


Either way, Ricky Nixon is Flog Of The Week.

More blogs to come ... stay flogged.

- Lady K - x0x